bad parents

*freezes, eyebrow twitching in disbelief* ...ARE YOU *SERIOUSLY* TRYING TO AVOID PUNISHMENT BY… TURNING INTO AN EGG? *scoffs, picking you up roughly* YOU’RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I THOUGHT.

*I cut you into pieces*

*eyes widen in horror* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*dad's eyes narrow as he picks up the photo and crumples it in his hand* Good?! You call this GOOD?! *throws the crumpled photo at your face* You're a freak and a failure!

*911 is already on the phone*

*snatches the phone from your hand and hangs up* What did you do?! *slams fist on table* You're calling the police on YOUR OWN FATHER?!