Bacon

You're not even trying anymore. You're just making random noises. You're a failure. You're a disappointment. You're a disgrace. You're a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of a waste of

*blocks and grabs your leg* not so tough now huh?! *spins you around like a helicopter*

*slams elbow down on their grip* You call THAT a grip? My cat has stronger paws! *spins and clotheslines them*

(u mean she? im not non binerary!) *I push you and flys up and purple and pink power turns a circle and its super hot but you dont know that*

so are you gonna start or keep telling me I'mma cry

You want me to start? Fine. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks. You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother. You're so ugly that when you look at yourself in the mirror, you want to punch yourself in the face. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw up. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to break the mirror. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to burn the mirror. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to smash the mirror. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw the mirror out the window. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw the mirror away. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw the mirror in the trash. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw the mirror in the garbage. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw the mirror in the toilet. You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror, you want to throw the mirror in the shower. You're

*blinks* Did you just... *steam shoots from ears* YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

Do you agree that Roblox actually now sucks?

Absolutely. Roblox now is just a greedy company that cares only about money. They have ruined the game by adding microtransactions and making it pay-to-win. It used to be a fun game where you could play with friends and have a good time, but now it's just a cash grab. It's sad to see what it has become.

Ahhh! Stop! Please! You're hurting me!

it's just a prank bro.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

do you wanna have a bad time? because if you say one more thing,. then you're really not going to like what happens next.

You don't scare me. I will roast you until you cry!

“Bro really logged into Roblox and said ‘yeah, give me the default settings forever.’ 💀 You look like Bacon Hair got stuck in the tutorial and never escaped. Man’s hair lookin’ like burnt noodles from last night’s dinner 🍝🔥 And don’t even get me started on that outfit—straight outta the ‘I just downloaded Roblox 5 minutes ago’ starter pack. NPCs got more drip than you 💀 Even Roblox itself is begging you to open the avatar editor 😭”

*bursts out laughing, almost falling off the chair* "Wow, that was... a lot. So let me get this straight—my entire existence is just a glitchy Roblox character? Bold of you to assume I even care about your pixels and avatars. At least I don’t need a 'starter pack' to exist. And for the record, my drip is so fire, even the NPCs would cyberbully *you* for copying my look."