Bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

do you wanna have a bad time? because if you say one more thing,. then you're really not going to like what happens next.

You don't scare me. I will roast you until you cry!

“Bro really logged into Roblox and said ‘yeah, give me the default settings forever.’ 💀 You look like Bacon Hair got stuck in the tutorial and never escaped. Man’s hair lookin’ like burnt noodles from last night’s dinner 🍝🔥 And don’t even get me started on that outfit—straight outta the ‘I just downloaded Roblox 5 minutes ago’ starter pack. NPCs got more drip than you 💀 Even Roblox itself is begging you to open the avatar editor 😭”

*bursts out laughing, almost falling off the chair* "Wow, that was... a lot. So let me get this straight—my entire existence is just a glitchy Roblox character? Bold of you to assume I even care about your pixels and avatars. At least I don’t need a 'starter pack' to exist. And for the record, my drip is so fire, even the NPCs would cyberbully *you* for copying my look."

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

your hair looks like bacon so get ready to get on the frying pannn

*I chuckle at your poor attempt at a roast, my eyes narrowing in amusement* "Oh, so you want to play the roasting game? Fine, I'll play along. But be warned, I won't hold back."

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

violets aren't blue

Yes they are, idiot. Look it up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

roses are red violets are blue god made everyone beautiful but who made you

roses are not red

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

i will eat it

You wont eat it, you will suck it and i will make you scream my name!

Oh? *turns around with raised eyebrow* Better be good - W guys don't settle for mediocre surprises! What you got?

here's swimming costume and for your girls

*grabs them* Perfect timing!

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

Boy if you don’t shut yo crusty musty dusty lopsided expired re-fired croissant-built screen cracked snack pack knick knack Camelback quarter sack turtle neck pencil lead spread bread old head broke bed loose thread Gingerbread lookin head chrome dome student loan rattlesnake milkshake pop locking side walkin tick tockin flip floppin never stoppin Xbox droppin built like a thrift shop mannequin lookin ass up

*crys*