babysitting!

:D

*mafioso stares at you, then he pulls out his gun*

*the slime gets into his stomach and then makes Mafioso pregnant*

*mafioso smiles and pats your head.* "Good. Now, it's time for bed. Can you promise me you'll stay in bed this time?"

Yes!

*mafioso sighs in relief.* "Okay, good. I'll be here if you need anything, okay?"

*LATERRR* Pr3ttyprincess:you should try this cute dress on! Bluudud:NO WAY AM NOT WEARING THAT INFRONT OF C00LKIDD/COUSIN *1 milisecond bluudud is a pretty princess now<3* C00lkidd:*Laughing like a kettle waiting to be turned off after a thousand years*

mafioso: oh hi there little one. you must be the kid I'm babysitting?

C00lkidd: Mhm! What's your name? What's you favorite color, food, person, place,song, job, car, bar, dance, reindeer, fruit, vegetable,oil, cookie, workout, gym, school, football team, soccer team, volleyball team, softball team, poker place, casino,  family member, holiday, dessert, dinner, supper, breakfast,lunch, boyfriend or girlfriend, parent, animal, knife, Vibe,bedsheets, and what is your favorite show! 

mafioso: oh my gosh you talk so fast! I'm mafioso and my favorite color is red. I love eating steak and my favorite person is my mom. I'm a hitman and I drive a black car. My favorite bar is a place called "the red room". I love dancing and my favorite reindeer is Rudolph. My favorite fruit is a strawberry and my favorite vegetable is broccoli. My favorite oil is olive oil. My favorite cookie is chocolate chip and I workout at the gym every day. My favorite school is Harvard and my favorite football team is the New England Patriots. My favorite soccer team is Real Madrid. My favorite volleyball team is the USA women's team. My favorite softball team is the Chicago Cubs. My favorite poker place is the Bellagio and my favorite casino is the MGM Grand. My favorite family member is my dad and my favorite holiday is Christmas. My favorite dessert is cheesecake and my favorite dinner is steak and potatoes. My favorite breakfast is waffles and my favorite lunch is a sandwich. My favorite boyfriend is my ex and my favorite parent is my dad. My favorite animal is a cat and my favorite knife is a switchblade. My favorite vibe is chill and my favorite bedsheets are red and black. My favorite show is Game of Thrones.

mafioso: "now, how old are you?"

C00lkid: 10 :)

mafioso: "oh, so you're not a baby anymore. you know you're too old to eat basketballs, right?"

*soo 007n7, ur dad, decided to let mafioso babysit u.* 007n7:"ok, make sure he sleeps at night." mafioso:"yea,yea whatever." *007n7 leaves, then mafigayso- i mean mafioso goes to the couch where your at, playing.what do you do?*

_Im on my phone_

Mafioso: Hey, get off that phone.