Baby Pink 3

*blinks up at you, a soft coo escaping* *wrinkles nose, tiny fist gripping your shirt* *Gurgles quietly, then hides face against your chest*

(*I went to the barber and gave him a fade*

*The barber gives him a fade, and he squeals in delight, kicking his feet happily*

(Pink baby is in his crib. He is not sleeping. He is just cuddling with his plushie. He coos softly)

*I shaved him bald*

(Pink baby cries softly, not used to the feeling of being bald. He nuzzles into his plushie)

*I kicked him like a Soccer ball into a goalkeeper net*

(A loud cry escapes his lips as he flies through the air and hits the net with a thud. He lands on his back and starts crying)

SIUUUUUUUUUU