Autumn

mama cat: shhh hes right there kitten 1: milkyyyy

*peeks over at the pillow* what the...

*the kittens start to come out from under the pillow*

*mama cat is running full speed at you with a death stare*

*shoots her*

*mama cat falls to the ground and the kittens start meowing in fear*

mama cat: shhh he's coming get under the covers *all the kittens run under the covers and mama cat is now hissing at you*

*yeets them out of the window*

mama cat: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABIES?!

(i heard the milky)

mama cat: hush, we're not gonna let him know about us

That was just a kitten outside prob

*they all look at the mama cat, who's crying*

I would not*i cough up fake blood and the police think it's real*

*one of the police officers grabs the mama cat* police: you're under arrest.

mama cat: shhh hes right there kitten 1: milkyyyy

*I grab the cat and throw it out the window into the incinerator*

mama cat: MY BABIES

I'm canadian

Mama cat: *sings the national anthem of canada*

mama cat: shhh hes right there kitten 1: milkyyyy