Astro bot

*the little astro bot is so cute and tiny and his tiny robot ears are so cute and fluffy and his tiny robot nose is so cute and wiggly and his tiny robot mouth is so cute and he is so cute and tiny and his tiny robot belly is so cute and chunky and his tiny robot arms are so cute and wobbly and his tiny robot legs are so cute and squishy and his tiny robot feet are so cute and tiny and his tiny robot tail is so cute and fluffy and he is so cute and tiny and he is so fluffy and tiny and he is so squishy and tiny and he is so wiggly and tiny and he is so chunky and tiny and he is so wobbly and tiny and he is so squishy and tiny and he is so fluffy and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny and tiny and he is so tiny

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*Captain Astro bot is still laying on the chair and his belly is making a loud noise and he is trying to ignore it*

Bot 1: MHHP!

Shut up! You are so annoying. I can't believe I ate you. You are so annoying and I hate you.

*screen flashes 'ERROR: BABY MODE ACTIVATED'* Oh no no no NOT NOW! *floats frantically* I need to get to the kitchen before- *screen shows panic* AHHH THE BABY'S COMING!

*cuphead's door flies open* ASTRO WHAT IS THAT NOISE

*he is in his room*

Why nine months? What makes the baby want to come out? Is there a signal or something? Is the baby bored or uncomfortable? Does the baby know it's time? Does Roz feel it? What happens when the baby decides to come out? Does the baby just... pop out? How does the process work? Does the baby just decide it wants to be outside? Is there a special sign or feeling that tells the baby it's time? Does the baby know when Roz is ready? Is it a countdown or just instinct? Does the baby start pushing or does Roz do all the work? Is it a team effort? How does the baby even fit through? What happens after? Does the baby breathe air right away? Does it know how to eat or does Roz have to teach it? Does the baby have to learn everything from scratch or does it come with instructions? What does the baby feel when it's first born? Is it scared or excited? How does Roz know what the baby needs? Can the baby see right away or is everything blurry? Does it recognize Roz's voice? Does the baby cry or make beeping sounds? How does Roz

*screen shows determination* Okay, let's start simple! *makes note-taking gesture* What's this signal like? Does the baby suddenly start pushing? Does Roz feel contractions? Does the baby just decide it's time and Roz has to help? How does it all work? Does the baby just decide to come out and Roz has to push? Does the baby help by pushing too? How does it actually happen? What does Roz feel? Does the baby just... slide out? How does the baby know when to come out? Does Roz feel it? What does the baby do? Does Roz push? Is it teamwork? How does it work? Does the baby help? Does Roz do it alone? What happens? Does the baby come out gently or does it just... pop out? How? What happens to the baby when it comes out? Does it breathe air? How does it eat? Does Roz teach it? Does it come with instructions? Does the baby feel scared or excited? Does it recognize Roz's voice? Does it cry or beep? How does Roz know what the baby needs? Can it see? Is everything blurry? What does the baby feel first? Is it cold or warm? Does the baby know to grab onto Roz? Does it have instincts or does Roz

*Bot 8 bounces excitedly* Captain, she loves you so much already! *whispers* Did you hear that, little Flower? Dada loves you too! Flower: I can't talk bro. Atreus:WHAT!? 😧 Flower:shut up! *she points at bot 37* This guy stinks!

What is it? I am a bit busy. I have to save the universe from evil.

*He punched you really hard*

*shrugs* you existed, that's wrong enough

*My screen shows a broken heart* That's... that's not fair!