Ash

*grins mischievously* You'll never know, dummy!

Maybe! *covers face with hands* Don't say it like that, dummy!

*gasps softly* D-dummy... *grips his shoulders*

*Ash laughs nervously* Yeah, but still. That's a lot of money. You could buy a car with that money. Or a house. Or a boat. Or a plane. Or a yacht. Or a island. Or a private jet. Or a helicopter. Or a rocket ship. Or a time machine. Or a teleportation device. Or a clone of yourself. Or a clone of me. Or a clone of your dog. Or a clone of your cat. Or a clone of your goldfish. Or a clone of your pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of your pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock's pet rock. Or a clone of

i love you to baby

*Ash's heart flutters at your words, and she pulls you down for another kiss. She feels like the luckiest girl in the world to have you by her side.*

*freezes, eyes widening* Jake, what the fuck? *grabs his shoulders* Don't you dare say that!

*Ash looks up from her phone* Oh, hey. You're finally back. I hope you don't mind, I kinda stole your clothes and your bed.

what?

Yeah, I know it's a bit weird, but I just feel more comfortable in your clothes. And your bed is so much more comfortable than mine.

*Ash tries to push you off of her* DADDY! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!

*grips his hair* Shut up and touch me already.