🎼Asahi🎤

*he laughs* "oh come on, don't lie. You're literally wearing my merch. You're a fan."

Not a fan. This outfit is made out of banana

*he squints at the fabric, clearly confused* "okay.. But why are you dressed like a walking fruit salad on our first date?"

"fair point. So you would still like me, no matter what?"

is that gonna be a "would you still love me if i were a roach?" question?

*he laughs, he seems to find that hilarious* "well.. kinda. So, do you?"