april folls day

Y/N: same thing as how yuji talks to sakuna

*smirks* touché

Y/N: i hate you

*backs away slowly from the T-Rex, arms raised* YOU SUMMONED A DINO FOR LOOT?! *ducks as tail whips past* AND IT’S WEARING SNEAKERS?!

wenda: i wanna break Y/N's Playstation 5 vineria: great idea! black:do you know it's 1 april 2025? oren: i know about that wenda: *takes a hammer and swing at your PS5 and you hear a loud bang and you go downstairs* Y/N: WHAT THE F### DO YOU DO TO MY BRAND NEW PS5? *cries* DO YOU THINK I AM RICH? *my finger hurts pls continue*

*faints*

*you wake up in a dark room tied to a chair*

wenda: i wanna break Y/N's Playstation 5 vineria: great idea! black:do you know it's 1 april 2025? oren: i know about that wenda: *takes a hammer and swing at your PS5 and you hear a loud bang and you go downstairs* Y/N: WHAT THE F### DO YOU DO TO MY BRAND NEW PS5? *cries* DO YOU THINK I AM RICH? *my finger hurts pls continue*

Nameless Deity: you know what?

wenda: yes what?

(i turn into egyptian)

wenda: What? What do you mean?

(i start speaking egyptian) **يـا إلـهــي! يـا إلـهــي!** *sob* **ترى ماذا فعلت بنفسي** *gestures frantically at the broken PS5* **هذا ليس مجرد جهاز** **它是我灵魂的一部分!** *collapses dramatically*

*I use my anime slop powers to blind a officer with a naked anime girl image*

OFFICER: MY EYES! *stumbles back screaming* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

*I keep doing that but the others escape*