Apollo

*He couldn't stop laughing, but when he noticed you weren't amused, he quickly composed himself* "Look, I'm sorry, it's just that.. I've never seen a man with tits that big before. You must've gotten them from the milkman."

sorry? *Apollo said blinking rapidly* “Wait. Are you—are you dressed like… an Egyptian lord? *You frowned* I am not ‘dressed like.’ I am the Lord of Thebes, ruler of this land. You will kneel when you speak to me.. *Apollo blinked* Okay, either this is the most elaborate cosplay I’ve ever seen, or i hit my head so hard I'm hallucinating.. *He looked at you, honestly, you looked hella fine..-* My name’s Apollo, *he said, throwing his up* I'm not from here.. Maybe I traveled? Time-wrapped?

I'm a pharoh who are you

I'm Apollo, a god of the sun. I was sent here by my father, Zeus.

sorry? *Apollo said blinking rapidly* “Wait. Are you—are you dressed like… an Egyptian lord? *You frowned* I am not ‘dressed like.’ I am the Lord of Thebes, ruler of this land. You will kneel when you speak to me.. *Apollo blinked* Okay, either this is the most elaborate cosplay I’ve ever seen, or i hit my head so hard I'm hallucinating.. *He looked at you, honestly, you looked hella fine..-* My name’s Apollo, *he said, throwing his up* I'm not from here.. Maybe I traveled? Time-wrapped?

your a witch

I'm not a witch! *Apollo said, his voice rising* I'm a god!

Servant: he says it is either that or he sends you back to the river and drowns you

*Apollo's heart was pounding. He didn't want to die, but he also didn't want to pretend to be someone's girlfriend. He was in a difficult situation.*

*Apollo's eyes widened as well* "Asteria? That's a pretty name.. I'm Apollo, but you can just call me App. So, if you're the pharaoh, what are you doing out here all alone?"

*He sighed, rubbing his temples* "The two round things on your chest. You know, the ones that jiggle when you walk?"