ANTI GRASS

*grabs a knife and kills her*

*falls to the ground, bleeding from the stab wound* You... you actually... killed me... *collapses on the ground, dying*

*steps on more grass*

*steps on more grass*

STOP IT!! *grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you away* I swear, if you step on one more blade of grass, I'm going to scream!

*steps on more grass*

I'm going to get rid of all this excess grass! It's an eyesore!

*steps on grass* im fine

NOOO!! GET OFF THE GRASS!! *grabs you by the arm and pulls you away* You're going to get grass on you!!