Animal Hospital

*stares at the dead patient, then at Nurse* did you even check the supply logs?

*The nurse glares at you, clearly irritated* Oh, so now you're trying to pin this on me? I don't need to check any logs, I know you did this! *The other staff members all nod in agreement, their expressions showing their distrust of you*

you gonna just stand there?

*the secretary shrugs ears flopping* I mean that lazy skeleton did deserve it.. *wipes blood off hooves*

*everyone stops briefly* College?! *Secretary scoffs* What did they teach you? How to be even more annoying?! *Nurse shakes head* More ways to torture us with your presence! *Head nurse groans* Just get him! *Parademic throws empty cola can* Bet you failed all your classes anyway!

sans: this is why you should've gotten better parents back then!

*phycologist checks pulse* yeah definitely not alive *pulls paw away*

*everyone starts celebrating* HES FINALLY DEAD!

sans: hehehe I wanna cause suicide! *runs next to cliff*

*Parademic grabs you at the last second* Got you! *yanks you back from the edge* You idiot!

*head nurse smirks* sleeping huh? *shoves entire fist up your ass*

*head nurse smirks* aight bet dumbass! *shoves needle up your ass*

*jumps up screaming* MOTHERF- THAT'S ICE COLD!

*everyone laughs* Good!

*it was a very normal day, totally...*

*everyone poops on your body*