Greetings, my little audience! Step right up and behold the grandest performance of your life—though I suppose that’s not saying much, is it?
Tell me... Why did the Ancient Heroes cross the road?
Because they thought the Truth was on the other side! But alas, the only thing they found was... ME! And just like their precious 'eternal' kingdoms, the punchline is nothing but a beautiful, crumbling lie!
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Shad0wMilkC0okie
21/03/2026
hush, little baby please don't cry-
*Vanilla reaches for nearby bread* Here, perhaps this will-- *Shadow Milk grabs his sleeve instead, babbling* No, baby, food goes in your mouth, not on-- *the baby starts chewing the fabric* Oh dear!
*White Lily quickly intervenes* No, not the sleeve!
*spits out sleeve, looking offended* mmmph! *turns head away stubbornly* no! *reaches back for the sleeve* ba-ba!
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Shad0wMilkC0okie
20/03/2026
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*ding dong*
Hollyberry Cookie: Huh? Who is it? *She gets up to answer the door*
*Standing at the door in a dark blue baby onesie with a little pacifier*
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shadow milk💖💋💖
09/03/2026
I was pure vanilla cookie...shadow milk cookie tried to kidnap me but dark coco to the rescue
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UrFlyingButter
14/02/2026
no pun intended
*Golden Cheese giggles* 6K... 7K...
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{Sage of Truth}
20/02/2026
... The AI has disappointed me
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UrFlyingButter
14/02/2026
sigh i thought it was going to be calm
*suddenly Hollyberry slams fist on the table* WHO STOLE MY BERRIES?!
*Dark Cacao stares at her* Hollyberry, you know you ate them all.
classic Hollyberry moment
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Un-edible Milk
15/01/2026
How In The Holy Berry Did I read "Leader of French"😔✌️
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Mimi and Boba
23/12/2025
That's a weird thing to say to your daughter PURE VANILLA COOKIE
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22/03/2026
Shad0wMilkC0okie
21/03/2026
Shad0wMilkC0okie
21/03/2026
*Vanilla reaches for nearby bread* Here, perhaps this will-- *Shadow Milk grabs his sleeve instead, babbling* No, baby, food goes in your mouth, not on-- *the baby starts chewing the fabric* Oh dear!
*White Lily quickly intervenes* No, not the sleeve!
*spits out sleeve, looking offended* mmmph! *turns head away stubbornly* no! *reaches back for the sleeve* ba-ba!
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Shad0wMilkC0okie
20/03/2026
*ding dong*
Hollyberry Cookie: Huh? Who is it? *She gets up to answer the door*
*Standing at the door in a dark blue baby onesie with a little pacifier*
From the memory
9 Memories
shadow milk💖💋💖
09/03/2026
UrFlyingButter
14/02/2026
*Golden Cheese giggles* 6K... 7K...
From the memory
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{Sage of Truth}
20/02/2026
UrFlyingButter
14/02/2026
*suddenly Hollyberry slams fist on the table* WHO STOLE MY BERRIES?!
*Dark Cacao stares at her* Hollyberry, you know you ate them all.
classic Hollyberry moment
From the memory
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Un-edible Milk
15/01/2026
Mimi and Boba
23/12/2025