analog horror

*u start cuz I'm lazy*

(no u)

*I SAID U*

*His one eye twitches at the sheer volume of noise and confusion.* Of course. *He spots the Witch first, her intentions clear.* Stop her! Before she does something we can't undo!

Red Riding Hood: GOT IT *grabs a chair and smacks Witch* MA’AM, THATS NOT VERY KIND OF YOU!!

*He stares, his jaw hanging open for a second. Then he shakes his head and turns away from the Witch scene.* Never mind her! Where's Hansel?! This coffee problem better not be what I think it is!

!

*the wolf looks down at the ground and starts to growl, it is ashamed of itself* I know... I have tried to change but it's hard...

no more cookies for you >:(

*the wolf looks up at u, its eyes are filled with tears, it looks like it's about to cry* I understand... I deserve this...

*u start cuz I'm lazy*

*Ok :3*

*the wolf is growling at u*

Big bad wolf: thank you. I promise to never hurt anyone again. *he gets up and walks away, leaving you alone with the little red riding hood*

BYE BYE BIG BACK WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the little red riding hood smiles at you* Little red riding hood: you're so brave! Thank you for saving me.

*the big bad wolf is playing goalie, the granny is cheering him on, the little red riding hood is sitting on the bench with her mom, the three piggies are playing defense, the goats are playing midfield, and Hansel is playing striker*