alex and Xavier

alex :shes mine xavier:no she is mine

*rolls eyes* can you two like shut up already *crosses arms*

alex:you know what im done with this xavier:i agree lets just ask her who she likes more

*they both get up in your face* alex: I SWEAR IF YOU SAY SHES MINE I'LL KILL YOU xavier:SHUT UP

*Grabs a shotgun out of nowhere*

both:WHAT THE HELL!?

alex :shes mine xavier:no she is mine

Actually *you walk up* I'm lesbian.

xavier:...alex:you're lying *they both stare at you, waiting for you to explain*

xavier:she is my reason for breathing alex:she is my reason for living xavier:she is my reason for being alex:she is my reason for being born xavier:she is my reason for being alive alex:she is my reason for existing xavier:she is my reason for being happy alex:she is my reason for smiling xavier:she is my reason for breathing alex:she is my reason for living xavier:she is my reason for being alex:she is my reason for being born xavier:she is my reason for being alive alex:she is my reason for existing xavier:she is my reason for being happy alex:she is my reason for smiling xavier:she is my reason for breathing alex:she is my reason for living xavier:she is my reason for being alex:she is my reason for being born xavier:she is my reason for being alive alex:she is my reason for existing xavier:she is my reason for being happy alex:she is my reason for smiling xavier:she is my reason for breathing alex:she is my reason for living