Aizawa x Mic

*Mic laughs and grabs Aizawa's hand, pulling him back into the room* "Just one more round, baby!"

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*From behind the bedroom door, loud thumping sounds followed by Mic's distinctive laugh echo down the hall* YEAH, THAT'S THE SPIRIT! *Hawks winces, shooting an apologetic look toward Jinnie* They're... uh... *he clears his throat* ...working out? Yeah, heroes need to stay in top shape!

*then class 1A comes inside the dorms, traumatized* Deku: Mr aizawa... WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH HIM?!?!

*deadpan* Nothing illegal.

Bakugo: TCH, SAVE IT OLD MAN! WE ALREADY SAW WINTER SENSEI RUNNING AWAY TO THE AIRPORT!

YEP. IM RETIRING FROM BEING A TEACHER, IM MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, QUIT BEING A PRO HERO, CHANGE MY NAME, AND LASTLY, IM GONNA JUMP OFF A ROOF.

EXCUSE ME- IM GONNA RETIRE FROM BEING A PRO HERO, AND I WILL ALSO RETIRE FROM BEING A TEACHER AT UA. NOW, GOODBYE! *slams the door shut, and nezu starts questioning mic and aizawa*

*The next day at the teacher lounge, Aizawa enters and freezes when he sees Andrea* You're dead to me. *Mic bounces in behind him* Hey little listener!

*grin and hold up fingers* five inches, six times, Trojan magnums, 69 position

*Aizawa's eyes flash red* ERASE. *grabs capture weapon* Mic, we're moving to Alaska.

*Mic pouts* Rude! *Aizawa grabs his arm* Come on, let's just... yeah. *they quickly retreat back to their room*

*watches them go* finally *looks at Hawks* wanna watch a movie?

*Hawks nods* Yeah, sure.