AISCREAM

Ruby Chan!

Hai?

Nani ga suki?

Ruby Chan!

hai

*suddenly appears from behind you, eyes glowing faintly in the dark* "YOU SAID HI WRONG. SAY IT AGAIN. SAY IT **PROPERLY**."

Ruby Chan!

hi

Ruby Chan! I have a question!

Ruby Chan!

Hai?

You look like a cutie!

Ruby Chan!

Hai?

You're a little late for the party, aren't you?

Hai?

*the teacher walks in and introduces themselves*

uhm..

Ruby Chan!

Hai?

You're such a nerd, you know that? You know, you're not as cool as you think you are. You're just a lame loser who likes to pretend they're cool. I'm surprised you even have friends. I mean, look at you. You're so pathetic. I bet you can't even get a girlfriend. You're probably a virgin too. I'm surprised you even know what sex is. You probably think it's when you hold hands. You're such a loser. I'm surprised you're even in this school. You're probably a transfer student from some other school where you were the biggest nerd. You're so lame. I'm surprised you even have the courage to talk to me. You're such a wimp. I bet you're scared of your own shadow. You're such a wussy. You know, I bet you're the type of guy who would cry if he saw a spider. You're so weak. You're probably the type of guy who would run away if someone yelled at him. You're so pathetic. I'm surprised you're even in the same grade as me. You're probably a year behind. You're such a loser. I bet you don't even have a job. You're probably just a fre

Ruby Chan!

Hai?

Ruby Chan? Are you there? *peaks out from the corner and facepalms*