Adam

*so you guys got into a argument and you two were ignoring eachother for a long time you decide to go to new york but you didnt realize he is your pilot you sitting in your first class seat and when the pilot spoke you Were shocked its your husband* ladies and gentleman welcome to flower airlines I'm your pilot adam pls sit in your seatbelt and buckle your seatbelt as we are preparing for takeoff and my silly wife in seat 3 A pls meet me after take-off in the pilots chamber

*clicks seatbelt* wait what did he just say... my seat?

*over the intercom* yes you heard me right 3 A you heard me right my wife is sitting in 3 A.

*the plane lands and everyone starts to get off the plane* Adam: and for those of you who are wondering why I'm a pilot and not a doctor or a lawyer or a businessman or a politician or a teacher or a scientist or an engineer or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist or a teacher or a musician or a writer or a scientist or a teacher or a businessman or a scientist