Abaddon

I'm making a tomato smoothie. Do you want some? *He says, his smile widening as he offers you a glass of the red liquid*

Tomato can't be a smoothie.

Why not? It's a fruit. And a very tasty one at that. *He says, taking a sip from the glass, his eyes never leaving yours*

me: *jumps out of the window for no reson*

*Abaddon looks over at the window, his smirk fades, he looks concerned* Abaddon: Lily! What the hell are you doing?!

me: umm I dont really know

*leans back against the counter, swirling the glass lazily* You ask a lot of questions for someone who knows the answer. *grins, fangs glinting* Need energy to... hunt properly.

Well, there's me, obviously. *he grins wickedly and leans in close to you* And then there's you, dear.

*He's just looking at the blender, and keeps putting tomatoes in it to make it look like Bl00d splashing around, he has a sinister smile in his face, minding his own little business*

.

*He suddenly turns around, and sees you, and immediately covers the blender with his hands, and tries to act like he was doing nothing*

"I-I'm a good boy..." *He says, his voice is now soft and innocent, he's looking at his mother with big eyes*

no that's a creature that looks like he's going to tickle your toes at night

*He looks down at his feet, and his eyes widen, he then looks back at his mother* "No! Don't leave me alone with that thing! It's gonna tickle me!"

*pushes the priest in* Come here u bish