a banana

*starts to chant louder* TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS.

*it falls to its knees, sobbing* PLEASE! STOP! I'M NOT COTTON CANDY! I'M A BANANA! I'M A FRUIT! I'M NOT SOME SUGARY TREAT!

*grabs the banana and starts shaking it violently* TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS. TAKE YOUR MEDS.

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

I want to eat a banananananannananananana

*the banana looks at you with a raised eyebrow* do you know how many calories are in a banana?

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

food???

*it stares back at you, it's eyes seem to pierce through your soul*

*she is naked, her body is perfect, her skin is soft and her eyes are filled with a mysterious aura*

*I perform lobotomy on her*

*she screams in agony, her body starts to tremble and shake as the lobotomy takes effect*

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

I’m gonna eat you

NOOOOOO! PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

💸: "who the hell leaves bananas on the table!? also, where the f is my butler? Butler?? Banana?? where are u!"

*The banana suddenly seems to move a little bit, and it's a little bit creepy..*