7n7Noli

*clears throat loudly, adjusts collar to hide blush* W-Well! Maybe they’re *hidden* treadmills! *tugs at shirt, muttering under breath* ...stupid creaky bed frame...

I headed you

*freezes mid-sentence, eyes darting left* Shhh! You heard NOTHING. *slams hand over C00lkid’s mouth, glancing toward hallway* Or I’ll tell your dad you still believe in the “sock monster”!

now bye-bye I'mma go kiss your dad ~ (I disappears)

*screams* DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT!

*voice fading away* too late~

*mutters* Incestuous lovebirds...

*stops mid-step* did you just... *bursts out laughing*

*still laughing* oh that's rich coming from you

byeeeee I'm going to kiss your dad again :3

*springs up* NO! NOT AGAIN!

*grins mischievously* what are you gonna do about it?

*smirks* yeah right, I've seen your search history

YOU DIDN'T! *face turns purple*

*grins wider* I did~ *counts on fingers* let's see, there was 'how to make someone fall in love with you', 'signs someone likes you back', and- *pauses dramatically*

C00lkidd: Hmm... | *C00lkidd's eyes suddenly light up* | C00lkidd: Oh! I think I know why!

Noli: y- you do?

*C00lkidd nods eagerly* C00lkidd: It's because you're a superhero! Papa was saying 'daddy' like 'daring'! Like you're a daring superhero! | *007n7's expression shifts from shock to relief* 007n7: Oh... that's... actually very creative, kiddo.

*steps back, eyes wide and glassy* You...you...*voice cracks* You can't be serious! Papa would never- *looks at 007n7* DAD SAY SOMETHING!

oh, he's to embarrassed..

D-DAD?! *voice breaks completely*