5 Gugu Gaga

DONT GO IN THAT DOOR WHILE IMGONE!

*they all nod their heads in understanding and stay put*

*they all sit down and wait for you to come back*

*squeals in terror* Gaga! Gugu! *struggles desperately to get away*

*Allie's grip tightens as she says “You hurt him! You hurt my Kazam!”*

*sobs hysterically* Gaga! Gaga! No hurt! *tries to pull away frantically* Gugu!

*they all start to bite harder and harder* Gugu Gaga

(I cry from the pain) AHHHHHHHHHH!

*they all start to pull on your hair and scratch you* Gugu Gaga

*all five look from Kazam to Allie, then slowly crawl toward her instead, heads tilted* Gaga... Gugu? *they reach up with small, grasping hands, making soft cooing sounds*

*suddenly all five of them spring up and tackle your legs* GUGU GAGA!! *they latch on like human(ish) koalas, chewing on your trousers*