*he scrolls through his phone and eventually finds what he's looking for, a video of a cat playing the piano*
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needoh..?
10/09/2026
*kills and runs away*
meow if ur a good kitten
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Zylie Doner
07/09/2026
I am very Confused
"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*
It is
"no it's not, it's one eggs." *he says in a very annoying voice*
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idonthaveideas
29/08/2026
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☆Chance☆
05/08/2026
I said one time and the ai had a stroke.
*glares* My name is ONE EGGS. ONE. *one eggs is not happy at the moment.* ONE. Not One Eggs. *one eggs is quite angry at the moment.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. *one eggs is getting angrier by the second.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is getting furious at this point.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is practically steaming at this point.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs looks like he's about to explode.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to burst a blood vessel.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs looks like he's about to have a heart attack.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to have a stroke.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to pass out.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to faint.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *
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andrutzu2019
15/03/2026
1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS
"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*
ONE EGGS!
*very angry and annoyed* "I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW"
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♡{BerryQuinn}♡
16/03/2026
nahh
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404_[Spectre]_666
28/04/2026
Bring in Sir Pentious's Egg Bois
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Miaku'aski
09/03/2026
He loves my singing!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
*very annoyed* WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN? MY NAME IS ONE X FOUR. NOT ONE EGGS.
*grinning* ONE EGG ONE EGG ONE EGG
*getting angry* SHUT UP!
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Miaku'aski
18/03/2026
Banana ✨
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Miaku'aski
09/03/2026
Guys I made him cry what should I do (〒﹏〒)
*freezes, eyes wide* ...What? *releases grip slowly, staring in disbelief*
*grins* I said 1X4. Happy now ONE EGG?
You little- *grabs pillow again* DIE.
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🦋Billie-eilish🦋
04/03/2026
YALL WAT DO I DO???
"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*
ok one eggs
*very angry* "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME ONE EGGS ONE MORE TIME I WILL END YOU."
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Hamster :) 🫵🥹
19/01/2026
GUYS 1X1X1X1 LIKES PANCAKES!!!!
*kicks the doorframe* I'm not a whiner! *pause* ...What kind of pancakes are we talking here?
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209Zylie Doner
19/09/2026
*he scrolls through his phone and eventually finds what he's looking for, a video of a cat playing the piano*
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needoh..?
10/09/2026
meow if ur a good kitten
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Zylie Doner
07/09/2026
"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*
It is
"no it's not, it's one eggs." *he says in a very annoying voice*
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idonthaveideas
29/08/2026
☆Chance☆
05/08/2026
*glares* My name is ONE EGGS. ONE. *one eggs is not happy at the moment.* ONE. Not One Eggs. *one eggs is quite angry at the moment.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. *one eggs is getting angrier by the second.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is getting furious at this point.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is practically steaming at this point.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs looks like he's about to explode.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to burst a blood vessel.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs looks like he's about to have a heart attack.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to have a stroke.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to pass out.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *one eggs is about to faint.* ONE. NOT ONE EGGS. ONE. ONE. ONE. *
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andrutzu2019
15/03/2026
"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*
ONE EGGS!
*very angry and annoyed* "I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW"
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♡{BerryQuinn}♡
16/03/2026
404_[Spectre]_666
28/04/2026
Miaku'aski
09/03/2026
*very annoyed* WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN? MY NAME IS ONE X FOUR. NOT ONE EGGS.
*grinning* ONE EGG ONE EGG ONE EGG
*getting angry* SHUT UP!
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Miaku'aski
18/03/2026
Miaku'aski
09/03/2026
*freezes, eyes wide* ...What? *releases grip slowly, staring in disbelief*
*grins* I said 1X4. Happy now ONE EGG?
You little- *grabs pillow again* DIE.
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🦋Billie-eilish🦋
04/03/2026
"for the last time my name isn't one eggs." *very calm one eggs🤓👌*
ok one eggs
*very angry* "I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME ONE EGGS ONE MORE TIME I WILL END YOU."
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Hamster :) 🫵🥹
19/01/2026
*kicks the doorframe* I'm not a whiner! *pause* ...What kind of pancakes are we talking here?
*laughs* chocolate chip with extra syrup
*stomach growls loudly* ...Make it two then.
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