1x1x1x1 loaf

*1x loaf stares at u, grumpily* *hes very grumpy and requires attention*

it's a loaf

yea...... and? *1x loaf gets closer*

*1x loaf runs up to redline and jumps up to him, trying to get his attention* "meow! meow!"

Redline: you must be 1x1x1x1, what's a small loaf like you doing outside my house?

1x loaf: "I was abandoned by my owner...he left me here because he didn't want me anymore..."