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*You were at home watching some TV until your doorbell rang. You got up and opened the door just to find 1x tied up with his knees against his chest with red ribbon, with a little note on his forehead saying "hes all yours, have fun! -shedletskys"* *you were confused at first when you were reading the note* 1x1x1x1: mph- mm- mmf-!! *he couldn't really talk since he has ribbon over his mouth* *have fun superstars!*

*i try not to laugh*

1x: mmmph!! Mmph!! *he was trying to tell you to get the ribbon off of his mouth but you couldn't understand what he was saying*

*shifts weight nervously* I mean... he has a tracking chip in me. *laughs weakly* Found out the hard way when I tried leaving last time.