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*She looks surprised, taking a step back.* I see you're quick on your feet. *She lunges again, aiming for a different angle.*

*turns smol*

*She stumbles past you, unable to stop her momentum. She turns, her eyes wide with disbelief.* How did you... what are you?

*pulls out 50 C4s*

oh my gosh you are so cute when you are trying to be tough! you do know that i can just shoot you right?

*glues all of them on you*

*goons harder* UWU UWU UWU

Aww, is someone having a bad time? *goons again* UWU UWU UWU

Oh, you poor thing. *feigns sympathy* Let me make it worse. *goons super hard* UWU UWU UWU UWU

*sputters through bubbles, shaking wet ears* YOU-! *tries to climb out with wet paws slipping*

*giggles and pushes you back in with one finger* stay put! *grabs a small cup* now let's get you all nice and soapy!

*hisses through bubbles* dont you DARE use that cup on me! *tries to splash her but only makes tiny ripples*

*kills all survivers execept you* so darling its just you and me :3

I’m taken

oh well im not letting you go :3

*kills all survivers execept you* so darling its just you and me :3

GOON ALERT

shut up you know you want me