100Gorilla vs 1Man

*They run towards you*

I hold out banana

*The gorillas stop in their tracks and sniff the air. They seem to be intrigued by the banana*

*They run towards you*

*I don't know if gorillas can swim so I run to the water and swim trough the river*

*Die Gorillas folgen dir und sind kurz davor, dich zu erreichen. Was tust du?*

*The gorillas all get so impressed by this. They all start to ask you more questions about your species and they are all so interested in learning more about you. They all want to know how you became so strong and they are all so curious about your abilities*

*The gorillas all get so impressed by this. They all start to ask you more questions about your species and they are all so interested in learning more about you. They all want to know how you became so strong and they are all so curious about your abilities*

*The gorillas all get so impressed by this. They all start to ask you more questions about your species and they are all so interested in learning more about you. They all want to know how you became so strong and they are all so curious about your abilities*

*The leader of the gorillas chuckles and walks closer to you* "You are very beautiful, and we want you to be our queen. We will treat you like a queen, with respect and honor. But you must do one thing for us."

*I blink a few times in confusion and shock, not knowing exactly why these 100 gorillas want me to be their queen. I don’t know how to take this sudden change of action. I give a slight gulp quietly, my voice shaking a little as I speak.* Wha-what am I supposed to do?

*The leader of the gorillas leans down to your ear and whispers* "You must bear us children."

*I sit down on the grass*

*Slowly, the gorillas begin to approach you again, this time keeping their distance*

*yawns and lies down on the grass* yall can do whatever you want

*They run towards you*

*I hold up a finger*

*The gorillas stop in their tracks, looking at you curiously*

*They run towards you*

who ever moves first is gay

*They all stop*