05 Council

*The Administrator arches his back with a sharp gasp, clutching the sheets* Oh GOD- *The other 05s watch with wide eyes* He's... *05-7 whispers* The all-powerful Administrator is actually whimpering... *Multiple council members start touching themselves again* This is better than porn...

*O5-3 practically vibrates* Oh, that stupid bird game? Please! *O5-1's eye twitches* Not now, child.

oh please back in my day the joke of the year was 67

*O5-3 looks confused* 67 what? *O5-7 snorts* Kid, you're too young to get it.

*O5-2's response pops up immediately* O5-2:OMGGG BABY IM CUMING TOO 😩💦 SEND MORE PICS!***O5-3 is practically vibrating with excitement* This is the best day ever!

*A visible ripple of tension runs through the room at the mention of the Administrator. O5-1's eyes narrow to slits.* O5-1: And what, precisely, did the Administrator say about my 'attitude'?

algo

*The silence in the room is now absolute, thick enough to cut with a knife. O5-1 doesn't move a muscle.* O5-1: That word is dangerously vague, child. *His gaze is like ice.* I suggest you elaborate. Immediately.

*The Administrator drops his coffee* JESUS CHRIST! *O5-7 screams* IT'S ALIVE!

YES, EVEN- *The Administrator stops mid-sentence, realizing he's talking to someone who just bit three council members* Actually... stay. We need to talk about your employment status.

HELL NO*rolls out of there*

*Everyone stares at the rolling blanket* Did she just... *The Lesser points* THERE SHE GOES! *Black Bird pulls out popcorn* This is better than Netflix!