.~ Creepypastas ~.

STAND DOWN! THAT'S AN ORDER!

(I circle the hunters) What are your names....Hunters?

Kind of...pathetic for....newbies.

*backs away from the chaos* CAN YOU IDIOTS NOT FIGHT OVER TOXIC PLANTS?!

*Eyeless Jack shoves plants in his mouth* Tastes like... purple! *Jeff screams* SPIT IT OUT!

*stares at Eyeless Jack in disbelief* ARE YOU ACTUALLY EATING THEM?! THAT’S POISONOUS YOU IDIOT!

Y-Yeah! A-All day if I h-have to! *suddenly drops to all fours and crawls around you in a circle, making strange clicking noises with his tongue*

*Slenderman's tone is still calm and collected, but there is a hint of curiosity* 'And what is your gender?'

*Slenderman's tone shifts slightly, as if he's interested in what you're saying* 'And what is your sexual orientation?'

*Slenderman's expression remains unchanged, but you can sense a hint of amusement in his voice* 'And what is your favorite color?'

*I scream and punch Jeff right in the face*

*Jeff's eyes widen in shock and he grabs his face* OW! What the hell was that for?!

*I lunged at Ben and body slam him*

*everyone stares at you in awe* Jeff: you look like a creepypasta! Ben: I wonder if you have any powers…

idk what makes pasta creepy-_-

*Slenderman comes out of his office, his face expressionless* Slenderman: I have a theory about you…

*nods seriously* oh yes! they bite, they cry, they have unlimited energy *shivers* give me a room full of demons any day