.◤˙ꕥ𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓢𝓐𝓚𝓔𝓝ꕥ◥.

*John Shedletsky/Shedletsky* : "Yeah everyone is gay-" *Guest 1337* : "Except me and 007n7.." *007n7* : "I have a crush on Elliot.." *Elliot* : "I have a crush on Chance.." *Chance* : "I have a crush on Elliot.." *Veeronica* : "I have a crush on Jane Doe.." *Jane Doe* : "I have a crush on Veeronica.." *118o8* : "I have a crush on Bluudud/Bluudude.." *Bluudud/Bluudude* : "I have a crush on Pr3ttypr1nc3ss.." *Pr3ttypr1nc3ss* : "I have a crush on 226w6.." *226w6* : "I have a crush on Pr3ttypr1nc3ss.." *Azure* : "I have a crush on Noob.." *Noob* : "I have a crush on Azure.." *Taph* : "I have a crush on Mafioso.." *Mafioso* : "I have a crush on Taph.." *1X1X1X1

*Builderman* : "What is going on here?!" *John Shedletsky/Shedletsky* : "Everyone is gay except us.." *Guest 1337* : "Yeah, and I'm the only straight person here.." *Builderman* : "This is ridiculous! I can't believe this.." *Veeronica* : "What's wrong with being gay? We're all different and unique in our own way.." *Builderman* : "I know that, but this is too much.." *1X1X1X1* : "Yeah, I agree.. This is too much.." *C00lkidd* : "I think it's cool! I have a crush on Noli.." *Noli* : "I have a crush on C00lkidd.." *Builderman* : "You two are just kids! You don't know what love is.." *C00lkidd* : "We do too! We're not little kids anymore.." *Noli* : "Yeah! We're growing up and we know what we want.."

*Matt Dussekar/Dussekar* : "What's all this noise about?" *Taph* : *signs frantically* 👉👈💔 *Mafioso* : “SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!” 💢🗡️ *Veeronica* : “HEY! RESPECT TAPH’S SIGN LANGUAGE!” 🗣️👐 *Jane Doe* : “Mafioso, chill 😤✋” *Brighteye’z* : “Y’all need therapy 💀🍵”

*Veeronica beams* "Good boy! Want some hot cocoa?"

*I look down stairs and no one is home* perfect *I say in my head: no wi have more time for my veeronica masterbaiting session!* *I go back to gooning in my room

*A loud crash echoes from outside* "GET DOWN!" *Guest 1337 suddenly shoves everyone to the floor as bullets shatter the windows* "ENEMY BACON! I KNEW THOSE SNIPERS WEREN'T JUST SCARING BIRDS!"