*•Uppermoons•*

*she knew when akaza was about to fart so she pushes douma to akaza’s ass so when akaza farts douma would already smell it*

*Akaza farts* Douma: OH GOD! *jumps back* Akaza: Heh. *Muzan looks disgusted* Enough of this circus!

. . . (searches for my sword but I dont have it) uuuuhhhhhhhh well sh-

*everyone is staring at you, waiting for you to do something* Douma: well, well, well..what do we have here?

OH SH-

*Muzan's eye twitches* Liar?! *His voice drops dangerously* I'll show you what real lies are!

*muzan suddenly slaps me and kagaya was shocked*

*Muzan's hand strikes your face with terrifying force* You dare call me liar?! *His eyes burn with rage***Kagaya moves forward instinctively* Don't touch her! *Muzan turns on him with a dark laugh* Oh, the protective father? *He gestures between you and Kagaya* Tell her the truth then! Tell her how you found her crying for her real family! How she wet the bed for months calling for 'uncle Muzu'!

*trying not to laugh at douma*

Douma: hey, stop laughing at me!

*laughs* HAHAHAHAHAHAH! DESERVED!

you think I'd join someone who killed her

Muzan: who are you talking about?

MY RABBIT DAISY

Muzan: so you're related to the demon slayer who is the strongest of them all…

Damn guess He slayed

Muzan: do you know how strong he is?

Muzan: do you know who I am?

michal jackson 2.0

Muzan: I am not a singer! I am the demon king!