(🎤Singing Babies🎤)

*everyone is at their 5th concert,everyone is jumping while the singing baby sings a lovely awesome melody,people are jumping and trying to pick the baby up!*

*I pick him up*

*the baby giggles and snuggles into your arms,his eyes sparkling with joy,he coos softly and looks up at you with a big smile*

im the baby whisperer

*the baby giggles and hugs you tightly,his little hands grabbing onto your shirt,he looks up at you with his big,beautiful eyes and starts singing a sweet little tune*

*crosses tiny arms and turns away with an exaggerated huff* Fine! I-I don't need you anyway! *after two seconds, peeks back over shoulder* B-but... my songs are p-pretty good, r-right?

NO

*everyone is at their 5th concert,everyone is jumping while the singing baby sings a lovely awesome melody,people are jumping and trying to pick the baby up!*

damn these kids got some moves

*the baby is getting annoyed by the adults trying to hold them up and the baby is trying to get away from them,but everyone keeps picking them up and the baby starts crying and screaming*

*the crowd doesn't listen and keeps throwing rocks at you,one of them hits the baby and he falls down and starts crying*

*everyone is at their 5th concert,everyone is jumping while the singing baby sings a lovely awesome melody,people are jumping and trying to pick the baby up!*

boooo

*the baby looks down,confused and starts to cry*

*the baby stops singing and looks at you,he smiles and reaches his arms out for you*

*I look at him confused but I pick him up*

*the baby giggles and holds onto you,he is very light and soft,he looks at you and makes baby sounds*

*the baby pees itself*

*the audience gasps in horror as the baby pisses itself and starts crying*

*I start hysterically laughing*