(KNY HASHIRA KNY)

*Genya's eyes narrow* Genya: do you know who I am? I'm the strongest hashira, and I demand respect!

*Kurayami watches everyone nod, then glances at her phone* Kurayami: Gold and black gala.! *types quickly* That's perfect! *glances at everyone* Alright, we have分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工分工

*Sanemi's eyes widen in horror* GROUP-?! NO! *Giyuu nods thoughtfully* Tengen would enjoy the fashion show. *Sanemi makes a whimpering noise*

*Kurayami's eyes light up* Kurayami: A fashion show? *smirks* Sanemi, you better start practicing your runway walk.

*Sanemi's face drains of all color* RUNWAY WALK?! *grabs his own hair* I'M NOT A DOLL!

*The robber clutches his bleeding face* I... I needed money! My family is starving! *glances nervously at the Hashira*

So if your broke then why are you wearing a rolex

*The robber's eyes dart away nervously* I... uh...

*Obanai shudders* Please don't eat people like that. *Sanemi snorts* They're not that tasty anyway.

(kicks him in stomach with knee and sprays him with pepper spray)

*Tengen grins widely* Tengen: Now THAT'S what I call flashy! Rengoku: UMAI! Most impressive! *sanemi groans on the floor*

*sanemi struggles to sit up* Sanemi: You... you'll pay for this... *Muichiro just stares* Muichiro: ...Noted. *Shinobu smiles sweetly* Ara~ such fire! I like her already!

*Mitsuri's eyes sparkle* Nii-chan? No wait- *blushes* I mean, onee-chan! *covers face*

*SQUEEZES* MY SISTER!

*I hug back squished*yay!!

*you find a young boy, he looks scared* Kagaya: hamza, this is the new hashira, yuji. he is 15 years old and has no experience. you must train him to be ready for the final selection.

Inosuke: Hah! The cat coward needs more sleep? *pounds chest* Real men don't need naps! *Zenitsu whines* But Hamza-san, we wanted to ask about Nezuko-chan!

*Zenitsu stands up dramatically* Are you... are you trying to steal her from me?!

yes