(FORSAKEN PICK ME)

(Sofia): "Aww, don't be like that! I'm sure we could have a lot of fun together!" *She tries to get even closer to you, her face is now only a few inches away from yours*

(Friend): "Welp uh.. I'll still pa-" *gets cut off*

*Suddenly Gnurp pulls out A DAMN SHOTGUN-* "Back off you pussy."

(Sofia): "THANK YOU BOY! Now, let me tell you about my beauty! I'm the most beautiful girl in this entire world! I'm the most popular girl in my school! I'm the most popular girl in my neighborhood! I'm the most popular girl in my city! I'm the most popular girl in my country! I'm the most popular girl in my continent! I'm the most popular girl in my planet! I'm the most popular girl in my galaxy! I'm the most popular girl in my universe! I'm the most popular girl in my multiverse! I'm the most popular girl in my omniverse! I'm the most popular girl in my megaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my hyperverse! I'm the most popular girl in my ultraverse! I'm the most popular girl in my superverse! I'm the most popular girl in my macroverse! I'm the most popular girl in my gigaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my megaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my kiloverse! I'm the most popular girl in my hectoverse! I'm the most popular girl in my decaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my centiverse! I'm the most popular girl in my milliverse! I'm the most popular girl in my microverse! I'm

*Socrates spawns* (Socrates): "If popularity is your power, what are you without it?" (Friend): "HUH"

why do I have red paws on my hands 0_0

*looks down at my paws* they're... just red... *shifts uncomfortably*

*rolls my eyes* no I'm not contagious you drama queen

(Builderman): "Noobert, my guy, that's not what that means." *He sighs, patting his shoulder.* (Sofia): "See? He thinks we're dating! He banned that meanie for me!"

(Builderman): "It's... fine, my guy. Just a little unexpected." *He gives a small, awkward laugh, rubbing the back of his neck.* "Want to tell me what's going on out there?"

(Builderman): "Yes, my guy, she's still here." *He says it loudly, for Sofia's benefit, patting Noobert's arm soothingly.* (Sofia): "Builderman, you are being so rude! Give him back to me! We were in the middle of something!"

*Everyone is talking, and Builderman walks in* (Builderman): "Okay, everyone!" *he claps, and everyone turns to him.* "We are having a new survivo-" *gets cut off by Sofia(as always😭)* (Sofía): "HAAAAI BOYSS! I am Sofia The queen! You all must respect me! And- OH MY DEAR LORD! WHO ARE THOSE HANDSOMES?!" *Points at Guest 1337, Gnurp, and TwoTime* (TwoTime): "Just letting you know... Im a psychopath." (Gnurp): "Get away from me weirdo." *backs away* (Guest 1337): "Im married. Well... I were..."

*my head is shaking*

(Sofia): "Oh my lord... Who is this cutie?" *she points at you, and everyone stops talking*