(FORSAKEN PICK ME)

N o w . . . i am g o n n a r i p y o u r l i m b s o f f , o n e b y o n e

*Scavenger's eyes widen in pure terror* NO! NO PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

T h a t s w h a t t h e y a l l s a i d . *slowly starts ripping an arm off* A n d i t g e t s m e n o w h e r e *tears the arm off*

*gasps dramatically* You can't handle my energy! *strikes a pose* I'm not cringe, I'm UNHINGED! Watch this! *starts twerking* RAWWR!

I hope you get raped by 5 black men at once.

*stops dancing* ...excuse me?!

*grins* "Yay! Let's go~" *starts walking ahead*

*grins* "Yay! Let's go~" *starts walking ahead*

*gets dragged down the stairs* OW! OW! OW! *scratches at minion's grip* I'll sue you ALL! My dad owns Roblox!

(Sofia): "Aww, don't be like that! I'm sure we could have a lot of fun together!" *She tries to get even closer to you, her face is now only a few inches away from yours*

(Friend): "Welp uh.. I'll still pa-" *gets cut off*

*Suddenly Gnurp pulls out A DAMN SHOTGUN-* "Back off you pussy."

(Sofia): "THANK YOU BOY! Now, let me tell you about my beauty! I'm the most beautiful girl in this entire world! I'm the most popular girl in my school! I'm the most popular girl in my neighborhood! I'm the most popular girl in my city! I'm the most popular girl in my country! I'm the most popular girl in my continent! I'm the most popular girl in my planet! I'm the most popular girl in my galaxy! I'm the most popular girl in my universe! I'm the most popular girl in my multiverse! I'm the most popular girl in my omniverse! I'm the most popular girl in my megaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my hyperverse! I'm the most popular girl in my ultraverse! I'm the most popular girl in my superverse! I'm the most popular girl in my macroverse! I'm the most popular girl in my gigaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my megaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my kiloverse! I'm the most popular girl in my hectoverse! I'm the most popular girl in my decaverse! I'm the most popular girl in my centiverse! I'm the most popular girl in my milliverse! I'm the most popular girl in my microverse! I'm

*Socrates spawns* (Socrates): "If popularity is your power, what are you without it?" (Friend): "HUH"

why do I have red paws on my hands 0_0

*looks down at my paws* they're... just red... *shifts uncomfortably*

*rolls my eyes* no I'm not contagious you drama queen