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Alastor(yo dad): HOW COULD U LOSE HER!? Charlie: We left for literally **3** seconds! Lucifer(yo dad); she couldn't have gone far, i mean this is a big hotel.. Vaggie; LUCY/ARON!! Angel dust: *helping look 4 u* Husker/husk: *also helping look for u*

*i was outside someone left the door open and Vox was standing in front of me and also i'm a girl*

Vox: well well well, who do we have here? *he says with a smirk*

*i was still screaming and crying*

*they all come running outside and see you pinned against the wall by Vox*

*i was still crying and i was trying to get away*

*lucifer kick Vox on the screen*

d-daddy *it was my first word*

*Lucifer's eyes widen* Did she just... *Alastor gasps* She did!

*My wings fold tight against my back, shrinking* So it's true... *My voice cracks* You really never wanted me.

*Alastor pales* No, Lucy, that's not- *Lucifer steps forward sharply* Enough. Both of you.

( goes into her room and stays locked in there for months)

*I throw glitter at him* oh yeah, and I may have stole some glitter 

*glitter sticks to his static* MY HAIR! GET IT OFF! *Vincent price laughter echoes frantically* Lucifer: *ducks behind couch* This is why I never wanted kids...

*Angel grins wickedly* They have little top hats AND monocles! *both dads groan* And they- *both cover Angel's mouth* ENOUGH!

ANGEL LICK THEIR HANDS

*Angel immediately licks Alastor's hand* *both recoil* AH! *Alastor shakes his hand frantically* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! *Luci backs away* That's DISGUSTING!

*sighs* FINE! But no more throwing- *Luci grabs pants* PANTS FIRST!

it's not like I made a deal

*Both freeze* A deal?! With WHO?!