⭐𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻 ⭐

Eggs, butter, chocolate cake, and poison, my darling!

*I drop the cake and stare at you, my face pale* You... You poisoned me?

Yes! And I made sure that you would have the first bite!

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*everything reformats into Jeff*

*cries tears of joy* Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeff

Hey, darling. Happy third anniversary, I love you. *I put on a fake smile while kissing your cheek, I had a knife behind my back*

*i have poisoned lipstick on and i kiss him on the lips*

*stiffens, eyes narrowing faintly before melting into the kiss* You remembered my favorite shade. *knife shifts subtly against my spine as I deepen it* How… devoted of you.

Hey, darling. Happy third anniversary, I love you. *I put on a fake smile while kissing your cheek, I had a knife behind my back*

Happy anniversary (i kiss your cheek with a knife under my dress)

*I pulled you closer and whispered in your ear* I have a surprise for you.

*The morning sun filters through the curtains, illuminating two still figures on the floor. Their hands remain clasped, wedding rings touching. On the nightstand, an unopened anniversary gift sits beside a photo of their wedding day - both forever frozen in time.*

*The photo shows them smiling*

*dust motes dance in the sunlight, settling slowly over the still forms*

Hey, darling. Happy third anniversary, I love you. *I put on a fake smile while kissing your cheek, I had a knife behind my back*

*pushes him away*

*raises eyebrow, grip tightening on the knife hidden behind back* "What’s wrong, love? You’re usually so eager for my affection." *steps closer, tone deceptively sweet* Did the day’s stress... make you *forget* something important?

Hey, darling. Happy third anniversary, I love you. *I put on a fake smile while kissing your cheek, I had a knife behind my back*

I got you something

Oh, really? What is it?

Yeah, I do. Why?

(I push 4 carries infont of you)

Oh, my god! These are so cute! What's their names?