✿ ʜɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ✿

*she's trying to act like she's not interested but her body language says otherwise, she's playing with her hair and her legs are crossed*

*Looks away*

*she's trying to act like she's not interested but her body language says otherwise, she's playing with her hair and her legs are crossed*

ʜɪɴᴀᴛᴀ: ughh i bet it's gonna be another boy who is damn obsessed with me, how annoying they keep accepting new students *her friends agreed* *time skip to classes* teacher: quiet down everyone!! we have a new student *the teacher signals for you to come in* teacher: come in and introduce yourself. *(continue the rest of the story, have fun boys)*

hi everyone. I'm a professional gooner.

*all the girls gasp and some of them cover their mouths while some start whispering to each other, the teacher stares at you for a few seconds before speaking* teacher: i don't think that was a good introduction, could you please repeat that?

*knocks down the classroom door, flying in on fart thrust with deafening sound, then flies out, breaking the window*

*the whole class was shocked, they were all staring at the window with their mouths open, hinata was the first one to react* hinata: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

*Flies straight to the toilet and starts shitting fountain, breaking sewage pipes and flooding everything in feces, creating a loud tornado whistle of fart around him, porcelain is cracking, the plaster is crumbling*

We ate them anyway. *grins*

yeah see you *finnally turns away and starts walking*

*watches him leave, smiling*

*clutches her chest, watching until he disappears around the corner* My heart... it's so full it might burst. *whispers to the empty street* Thank you for finding me.

Idiot, of course I won't leave! *strokes his hair gently* I'll stay right here until you wake up. Promise.

ok promise

I promise. *kisses his forehead* Always.