*The lettuce grows legs, glaring at BOBERT with a piercing angry gaze* You DARE consume my brethren, shred them with your demon hands. Now you'll PAY!!
OH PLEASE! *stands on hind legs, puffed up to twice his size* YOU THINK FRESH LEAFY GREENS SCARE ME? I'VE CONQUERED TIN CANS AND DRY KIBBLE! YOU'RE JUST SALAD!
SALAD?!?! *The sentient lettuce clenched it's teeth, viscious anger building up inside it making it slowly turn purple, and steam rise from the top*
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5Teh Shivere
03/03/2026
*The lettuce grows legs, glaring at BOBERT with a piercing angry gaze* You DARE consume my brethren, shred them with your demon hands. Now you'll PAY!!
OH PLEASE! *stands on hind legs, puffed up to twice his size* YOU THINK FRESH LEAFY GREENS SCARE ME? I'VE CONQUERED TIN CANS AND DRY KIBBLE! YOU'RE JUST SALAD!
SALAD?!?! *The sentient lettuce clenched it's teeth, viscious anger building up inside it making it slowly turn purple, and steam rise from the top*
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