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*Natsuo exhales in relief* Much, thanks- wait why are you still on me?! *Hawks whispers* He's pouting again

*shigaraki huffs* ...don't wanna move. *wraps arms around natsuo's waist* comfy.

*Natsuo's face goes completely red* Natsuo: You're literally strangling me- *Dabi wheezes* This is better than soap operas!

*shigaraki opens one eye* ...can you all shut up? *yawns* some of us are trying to sleep.

*The room goes quiet for a moment* Dabi: Did Shigaraki just- *Lisa whispers loudly* He called this place a villain hideout!!

Lisa:Aww why not!! *All for One sighs from the hallway* Just... go before they start decorating the walls with hearts *Dabi: This is historic!*

*shigaraki dodges natsuo's grab* ...too slow. *holds the bowl protectively* besides... *swipes another scoop* ...this one's better.

*Natsuo pouts* That's it! *lunges for the bowl* Give it back you asshole!

Lisa:But why not!! *pouts* Hawks: Maybe because you already set the kitchen on fire this morning *Natsuo sighs heavily*

*Lisa's grin fades into a scowl as Shigaraki walks away* What?! Why not?! I'm way more qualified than any of these other losers!

Shigaraki: if anything Dabi's way more qualified.

*Lisa's face turns bright red with anger* Dabi?! That burned-out emo wannabe?! He can't even control his own flames! I'm way better than him!

All for one:hello guys we have a new member her na-*Lisa cut him up* Lisa:HI IM LISA THE BEST VILLAIN EVER!! Dabi:uuh??ok? Hawks:okay...nice to meet you then! Kurogurl:oh hey Hawks i thouth your in the meeting with the heros Toga:Interesting wonna be friends!!?? Lisa:uu...no

Do we need another member? We just got bird brain

Lisa:HEY IM NOT A BRAIN IM THE BEST VILLAIN EVER!!