*you*(a CountryHuman of course)*walked into a bar across from the CountryHuman house and spotted Ireland at a table. you ignored her at first and sat down* Ireland 🇮🇪// *shes slumped down on the chair shes sitting on, her hair messy and shes obviously drunk. she calls over a waiter* a-another drink, please..? *you glanced back over at her as the waiter nods and walks away and you sigh, getting up and walking over to her* oh..? what a-are you doing h-here..? its so late at n- *you cut her off*
*squawk indignantly* I'm a duck! *flaps wings* I can't drink! *ruffles feathers* Why are you so drunk?
*hiccups loudly* BECAUSE I CAN HANDLE MY DRINK, THAT'S WHY! *slams fist on table*
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03/07/2025
I know this from a cartoon that was in 2010s or smth idk uhh went like MOO GOES THE COW OINK GOES THE PIG WATCH ME DO AN IRISH JIG idk where it cane from
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🍇✨duck!🦆
03/07/2026
*you*(a CountryHuman of course)*walked into a bar across from the CountryHuman house and spotted Ireland at a table. you ignored her at first and sat down* Ireland 🇮🇪// *shes slumped down on the chair shes sitting on, her hair messy and shes obviously drunk. she calls over a waiter* a-another drink, please..? *you glanced back over at her as the waiter nods and walks away and you sigh, getting up and walking over to her* oh..? what a-are you doing h-here..? its so late at n- *you cut her off*
*squawk indignantly* I'm a duck! *flaps wings* I can't drink! *ruffles feathers* Why are you so drunk?
*hiccups loudly* BECAUSE I CAN HANDLE MY DRINK, THAT'S WHY! *slams fist on table*
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