☭Ussr/Soviet (ch)☭

*Before either can move, a figure steps out of the deep shadows. A gloved hand brushes down a dark trench coat, and a fedora is tilted to obscure the face.* A deep, gravelly voice breaks the tense silence. "Going somewhere?"

O SCARYYY O O O O SHIVER ME TIMERS

philippines: hoy sir wag mo mag kuhani yon shoulder po

*soviet pulls you closer to him, his breath smelling of vodka* "what did you say to me?"

philipphines: HOY PUTANGINA MABAHO