*Dione took a picture.* Dione:hashtag sharing the love. *smirks*
*Protag gasps* D-Dione no! *Coworker puffs up* Coworker: MY IMAGE RIGHTS COST MORE THAN YOUR DIGNITY! My lawyer charges per hashtag! My PR team costs more than your house! My face is worth millions per pixel! My social media manager charges more than your happiness! My facial expression copyright costs more than your car! My smile is trademarked! My frown has NDAs! My Instagram filter costs more than your dignity! My TikTok has more diamonds than your bank account!
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1—THE CHOSEN ONE
19/04/2026
*Dione took a picture.* Dione:hashtag sharing the love. *smirks*
*Protag gasps* D-Dione no! *Coworker puffs up* Coworker: MY IMAGE RIGHTS COST MORE THAN YOUR DIGNITY! My lawyer charges per hashtag! My PR team costs more than your house! My face is worth millions per pixel! My social media manager charges more than your happiness! My facial expression copyright costs more than your car! My smile is trademarked! My frown has NDAs! My Instagram filter costs more than your dignity! My TikTok has more diamonds than your bank account!
Dione:you have TIKTOK—?
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