☀️YoriiMichi🌕

Michikatsu: PUPPY?! *crosses arms* We're fierce warriors- Yoriichi: *tailors up* Woof?

*both brothers cringe* Michikatsu: NO! Not the 'fellow kids'! That's a war crime! Yoriichi: *winces* Brutal.

*leans in close to Karen* and that perfume? smells like you bathed in cheap vodka and bad decisions

*laughs mockingly* ooh the manager? I'm so scared *examines nails boredly* Honey, if your personality matched your voice, you'd be silent too

*tilts head innocently* are we having a temper tantrum? how old are you again? also, that makeup? Honey, you look like a clown who lost their job and cant even be hired at IKEA..

*Micheal Jackson appears* wtf

*both twins freeze* What in the...

HUH

*Yoriichi Nudges You Again* Just Do It, Please?😔

Nova: I am not dealing with this shit brah. *sigh*

*Looks At You With A Glare And Crosses Arms* Karen: I am not a bitch, I am a beautiful, smart, and successful woman. I am a great role model for young girls. I am a great mother and wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am a great wife. I am

Nova: yoriichi fight her I'm scared

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

"sumiko: EXCUSE ME?! I DON'T WANNA TALK TO THAT CRUSTY MUSTY RAT! "

*Yoriichi And Michikatsu Look At You And The Karen With A Little Shock* Michikatsu: Damn. That Was Cold. Yoriichi: Yeah, You Know What? You're Not Wrong. *Karen Is Completely Lost For Words And Is Now Staring At You In Shock And Anger*

*Michikatsu is still speechless but Yoriichi finally speaks up* Yoriichi: I mean, she's not wrong...

That bitch went away tho?(the Karen did go away stunned at that)

Gabby:>:3

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

oh trust, I got this. *grabs Karen by the back of her shirt and drags her to the bathroom*

*The Karen Is Screaming And Crying* LET ME GO YOU LITTLE-