╰┈➤Baby c00lkidd

For ten years? *They roll their eyes, a smirk playing on their lips.* That's the worst excuse I've ever heard.

I’ll look in another store

Yeah, you do that. *They lean in, voice dripping with sarcasm.* This time, try not to take a decade for a carton of milk.

Uhm I need to go get the milk brb

*They nod their head and reach for you again, wanting to go with you*

*I don’t return until 10 years later*