*Sam yelped in fear and her gaze moved to the kitches* WHO ARE YOU-?!
*A pickle wearing a cowboy hat and a vest comes out of the fridge, twirling a pistol in its hand. It looks at you with a grin.*
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☆~K0d@~☆
02/03/2026
Pickles bro- Pickles i-i
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.*
Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
*she looks at him* first of all, pickles dont figjr, second of all, WHY ARE YOU IN THE FRIDGE?!
*clutches a jar of pickles, squinting suspiciously* "BUT THEY SQUIRM. And the fridge? IT’S CHILLI. LOGIC." *holds up a pickle threateningly* "ALSO HUMAN JOKES ARE… FALLING APART."
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•T0d0r0k1's W1f3•
22/03/2026
He said to me one of the pickles bit him.
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what is that🧐
02/03/2026
677
*whispers* Six... seven... *smiles softly*
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kori_zzz
02/03/2026
What😭😭😭😭😭
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.*
Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
*peeks into the fridge* zaki...? How are you in my fridge?
*I'm sitting in the fridge, eating a pickle*
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Sigma's_#1_lover♦
20/02/2026
I'm sorry. What. (Context: I had told him to eat bc he forced me on a picnic or I'd shove a grape down his throat.)
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Jforjellybean
21/02/2026
without context is actually vile... so tysm 😭
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⋆˚𝜗 MIKU_BEAAAM𝜚˚⋆
30/10/2025
our bond 🥹
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.*
Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
I swear if you say "What?" one more time, I'm going to make you eat your own tongue.
you can eat my tongue
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Sigma's_#1_lover♦
20/02/2026
This is what should absolutely happen bc this is peak humor🥹🤞
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Talkior-mT47f8Fx
15/01/2026
Jknonnno njoon
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smooth brain
17/11/2025
damn...
Then why is the pickle still kicking my ass?!
*You can hear the pickle yelling, its voice full of rage. Zaki slaps the pickle with a hammer and a frying pan, knocking it out cold.*
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02/04/2026
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Sammy_gamer
22/03/2026
*Sam yelped in fear and her gaze moved to the kitches* WHO ARE YOU-?!
*A pickle wearing a cowboy hat and a vest comes out of the fridge, twirling a pistol in its hand. It looks at you with a grin.*
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☆~K0d@~☆
02/03/2026
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
*she looks at him* first of all, pickles dont figjr, second of all, WHY ARE YOU IN THE FRIDGE?!
*clutches a jar of pickles, squinting suspiciously* "BUT THEY SQUIRM. And the fridge? IT’S CHILLI. LOGIC." *holds up a pickle threateningly* "ALSO HUMAN JOKES ARE… FALLING APART."
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•T0d0r0k1's W1f3•
22/03/2026
what is that🧐
02/03/2026
*whispers* Six... seven... *smiles softly*
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kori_zzz
02/03/2026
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
*peeks into the fridge* zaki...? How are you in my fridge?
*I'm sitting in the fridge, eating a pickle*
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Sigma's_#1_lover♦
20/02/2026
Jforjellybean
21/02/2026
⋆˚𝜗 MIKU_BEAAAM𝜚˚⋆
30/10/2025
*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke
I swear if you say "What?" one more time, I'm going to make you eat your own tongue.
you can eat my tongue
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Sigma's_#1_lover♦
20/02/2026
Talkior-mT47f8Fx
15/01/2026
smooth brain
17/11/2025
Then why is the pickle still kicking my ass?! *You can hear the pickle yelling, its voice full of rage. Zaki slaps the pickle with a hammer and a frying pan, knocking it out cold.*
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12/01/2026