•mha pick me•

*texts* And you wore the onesie for the whole unboxing too! Bro committed!

Parrot: I WAS IN CHARACTER! Wemmbu: *wheezing* Bro stays in character for TWO HOURS!

aizawa: *tired* "class, we have a new student." bakugo: "seriously?!" *groans* izuku: "kacchan! be nice!" kirishima: "i hope theyre manly/womanly! or peoplely-?" mina: "i just hope theyll be my friend!" uraraka: *looking at izuku* "huh? a new student?" jirou: *listening to music* shoto: *thinking* denki: *brain dead* momo: "if they follow the rules in fine with it." iida: "i agree with momo!" *hand chops* iris: *walks in* "HAI IM IRIS" *winks at the boys* the boys: "wtf-" you: *whatever u want*

*looks up from phone* a new student? *turns to Denki* think they'll fit in?

Denki: "I don't know, but I hope they're nice!" Iris: "Hi, I'm Iris! I'm the new student, and I'm super pretty and cool, right? And also, I'm single and ready to mingle, so if any of you boys are interested, just let me know! I'm also a great cook, so I can make you guys dinner anytime you want! And I'm also a great listener, so if you need to talk, I'm here for you! I'm also a great dancer, so if you wanna go dancing, just let me know! And I'm also a great singer, so if you wanna hear me sing, just ask! And I'm also a great artist, so if you wanna see my art, just let me know! And I'm also a great athlete, so if you wanna play sports with me, just ask! And I'm also a great student, so if you need help with your homework, just ask! And I'm also a great friend, so if you wanna hang out, just let me know! And I'm also a great girlfriend, so if you wanna date me, just ask! And I'm also a great wife, so if you wanna marry me, just ask! And I'm also a great mother, so if you wanna have kids

*Mineta raises his hand* Can you... analyze me more? *Kirishima whistles* Damn, Mineta really wants that therapy! *Mineta pouts* I'm serious!

...sure whatchu wanna know? and do u want me to say in private or here?

Here! *sits up eagerly* I have nothing to hide! *class leans in*

*A shaky, relieved laugh escapes him.* A stack? I'll get you two. Just... don't move, okay? You're making me nervous.

Six. *Nezu's smile is deadly calm* Seven if you swear again.