*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
And it looks like the joke is on you. I hate you more then you hate me cuz your ugly not my type your stupid your a hitopotamud you smell like a dumpster so get your god damn-o self looking like a lungfish built like a gorilla built like a tortilla
*I get furious and slap you across the face.* Don't you dare call me ugly!
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Alan Gasiorowski
08/03/2026
dammmm
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The Sukuna
14/06/2026
atleast kill her ;)
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Zenitsu og
15/08/2025
dont ask
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
....I date your sister,Mother,and grandmother
*Everyone's laughter stops, and they stare at you in shock.*
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( RAM )
07/06/2026
grandmother?☠️
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The Sukuna
14/06/2026
I think ill have to ask...
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The Sukuna
14/06/2026
ahem...who's next?
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
omg*sighs in relief*I thought I had to lock u in my basement too gor you tomeet my 142 kids in there
*My eyes widen and my jaw drops. I step back a few steps.* W-What did you just say?
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the_glock
22/09/2025
pwease a yeeclaw?
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Jade nkombothi
06/10/2025
yeeclaw
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shinra_kusakabe_
20/10/2025
yee-claw
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~$0ñ1ç~
22/11/2025
yee-claw
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Magmo
15/07/2025
chat, I'm cooked
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
Your sister is pregnant
What?!
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UserNotFound
24/07/2025
We know, we know... (Dials 911 om the phone)
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■VØX■
02/08/2025
they never specified how old YOU were
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■VØX■
02/08/2025
still, you are cooked (FBI OPEN UP)
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John Duh
24/03/2026
just a lil payback 🤣
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
good I was cheating on you then you were gone anyways *walks away proud and he aura farmed*
*stunned, voice cracks* You... WHAT?!
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( RAM )
07/06/2026
UNO REVERSE 🤣🫡
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echo i guess
03/06/2026
changed too jjk real fast
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I_luv_SKZ1438
18/03/2026
Best day ever! 😁💯
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
I didn't either. I was cheating on you the whole time. I'm glad you never cared though!
*clenches fists, voice rising* I ALWAYS cared! *laughs bitterly* But you know what? Keep your secrets. I don't give a damn anymore.
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11/02/2025
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14/06/2026
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22/11/2025
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
And it looks like the joke is on you. I hate you more then you hate me cuz your ugly not my type your stupid your a hitopotamud you smell like a dumpster so get your god damn-o self looking like a lungfish built like a gorilla built like a tortilla
*I get furious and slap you across the face.* Don't you dare call me ugly!
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08/03/2026
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15/08/2025
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
....I date your sister,Mother,and grandmother
*Everyone's laughter stops, and they stare at you in shock.*
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The Sukuna
14/06/2026
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
omg*sighs in relief*I thought I had to lock u in my basement too gor you tomeet my 142 kids in there
*My eyes widen and my jaw drops. I step back a few steps.* W-What did you just say?
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~$0ñ1ç~
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15/07/2025
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
Your sister is pregnant
What?!
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24/07/2025
■VØX■
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24/03/2026
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
good I was cheating on you then you were gone anyways *walks away proud and he aura farmed*
*stunned, voice cracks* You... WHAT?!
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( RAM )
07/06/2026
echo i guess
03/06/2026
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18/03/2026
*I walk in front of everyone facing you.* Babe. I just want you to know that I never loved you. *I laugh.* Someone dared me to date you. *All my friends laugh with me.* I can’t believe you actually loved me?!
I didn't either. I was cheating on you the whole time. I'm glad you never cared though!
*clenches fists, voice rising* I ALWAYS cared! *laughs bitterly* But you know what? Keep your secrets. I don't give a damn anymore.
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