•DW CHRISTMAS•

*takes a slow sip* Nice try, this is mine *holds the cup protectively* You got your present, now let the grown-ups have coffee

Dandy: EVERYONE WAKE UP ITS CHRISTMAS! Astro: *sleeping* Vee: bro, it’s 3AM! Shelly: yeah, could you at least let us sleep for a while? Shrimpo: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! Goob: *confused* Sprout: can y’all be quiet? Cosmo is trying to sleep… and the rest of us… (CONTINUE)

*sitting on the couch,reading and is sleep deprived because he raped all the presents at night*(no one knows this)

Shrimpo: *notices the wrapped presents under the tree and gets excited* Ooh, presents! Can I open one? Please?

Dandy: EVERYONE WAKE UP ITS CHRISTMAS! Astro: *sleeping* Vee: bro, it’s 3AM! Shelly: yeah, could you at least let us sleep for a while? Shrimpo: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! Goob: *confused* Sprout: can y’all be quiet? Cosmo is trying to sleep… and the rest of us… (CONTINUE)

oo sprout has a crush on Cosmo! Your gay ain’t you

Sprout: n-no! I'm not gay! I'm just... I'm just trying to be nice!

Glisten: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! Bobette: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Ginger: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! Rudie: GET OUT OF MY BARN! Dandy: GET OUT OF MY GARDEN! Vee: GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER! Shelly: GET OUT OF MY SHELL! Connie: GET OUT OF MY GRAVE! Looey: GET OUT OF MY BALLOON! Glisten: GET OUT OF MY MIRROR! Rodger: GET OUT OF MY MAGNIFYING GLASS! Goob: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Sprout: GET OUT OF MY STRAWBERRY PATCH! Cosmo: GET OUT OF MY OVEN! Shrimpo: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! Flutter: *points at the door* (which means "get out")